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Friday, February 15, 2008

joke joke joke...

Pare1: Pre, pautang muna ng 5 kilong bigas, 3 lata ng corned beef saka 5 lata ng sardinas, bayaran ko agad pagdating ni misis galing US.

Pare2: Sige eto oh. Hmmm.. Kelan ba ang uwi ni mare?

Pare1: Nagaapply palang. pero malaki daw ang pagasa.

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Mommy: Bagsak ka na naman! Bat d mo gayahin bestfriend mo?! Palaging honor!

Anak: Unfair naman kung ikukumpara nyoko dun mommy...

Mommy: Bakit naman?

Anak: Eh matalino kaya nanay nun...


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BED TALK... naiibang anyo.

2 couples decided to switch partners for the night.

after a round of sizzling sex...





one said "ayos ka. pinaligaya mo ko...








































....kumusta na kaya mga misis natin?"

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