2/19/08 joke.

Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.

Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"

Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
A. A lesbian with a hard-on.

Q. What's the definition of trust?
A. Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob.

Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
A. When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went.

Q. What's the difference between a sleeper and a pregnant dog?
A. sleeper's crappity smack everyone at the party, Bitches crappity smack everyone at the party except you.

Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
A. Thanks for coming.

Q. What is the definition of "making love"?
A. Something a woman does while a guy is crappity smacking her.

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Q. What is the lightest thing in the world?
A. A thingy...even a thought can raise it.

Q. Difference between a man buying a lottery ticket and a man fighting with his wife...
A. A man has a chance at winning at the lottery.

Q. What does a female snail say during sex?
A. Faster, faster, faster!

Q. What did the woman say to her swimming instructor?
A. "Will I really drown if you take your finger out?"

Q. What is the difference between "Oooh!" and "Aaah!"?
A. About three inches.

Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
A. One of his fingers is clean.

Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow disease and PMS?
A. Nothing.

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence!

Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
A. I can't see a thing with all this nuts in here!

Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.

Q. Why did god give men penises?
A. So they'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up


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